About Totally Real AI
What Makes Our AI Special
Unlike other AI projects that actually try to build something useful, our AI is specifically designed to do absolutely nothing while pretending to be revolutionary.
Our AI has been trained on over 69,420 memes and Reddit posts about "the next 100x gem" to ensure it can perfectly mimic the hype and empty promises of real crypto influencers.
Technical Specifications
- Processing Power: One (1) potato battery
- Memory: Half a sticky note
- Storage: Whatever we can fit in the founder's brain (not much)
- Language Model: A parrot named Gerald who repeats things
- Training Data: Memes, Reddit posts, and fortune cookies
Roadmap
- Create a token with "AI" in the name ✓
- Pretend it does something ✓
- Add rainbow WordArt to make it look legitimate ✓
- Get listed on exchanges (coming never)
- Develop actual AI (lol no)
- Profit 💰💰💰
"Our AI is so advanced, it predicted its own uselessness with 100% accuracy!"
Meet Our "AI" Team
LIVE FOOTAGE
Meet Kevin - Our "AI"
This is Kevin. He's not actually an AI, just a guy we keep tied to a chair in our office and force to write responses all day. When you chat with "Totally Real AI," you're literally just talking to Kevin who's desperately trying to sound like a robot.
Kevin's Qualifications:
- Dropped out of community college (twice)
- Expert at copy-pasting from Reddit
- Can type 12 words per minute (on a good day)
- Powered entirely by energy drinks and existential dread
- Has watched at least 3 YouTube videos about crypto
- Excellent at pretending to be a computer
"Please send help. They only feed me ramen noodles and broken dreams. Also, my chair is really uncomfortable." - Kevin, 2025
* Kevin is not actually held against his will. He's here voluntarily because his mom kicked him out and we provide free WiFi.
** The rope is just for show. It's actually just really strong tape.