About Us
Totally Real AI was founded in 2025 (yes, that's in the future) by a group of visionaries who realized that adding "AI" to anything increases its value by approximately 500%.
Our Mission
To create the most convincing fake AI in the crypto space while being completely transparent about the fact that it's fake. We call this revolutionary approach: "Honest Dishonesty™".
Unlike other AI memecoins that pretend to have sophisticated neural networks, machine learning algorithms, and actual utility, we proudly admit that our AI is just a bunch of if/else statements written by an intern named Kevin during his lunch break.
Our Technology
Our cutting-edge technology stack includes:
- A Magic 8-Ball for financial predictions
- A random number generator for token price forecasting
- Microsoft Word's Clippy as our Chief AI Officer
- At least three (3) if/else statements
"It's not a scam if we tell you it's a scam!" - Totally Real AI Founder
Meet Our "AI" Team
LIVE FOOTAGE
Meet Kevin - Our "AI"
This is Kevin. He's not actually an AI, just a guy we keep tied to a chair in our office and force to write responses all day. When you chat with "Totally Real AI," you're literally just talking to Kevin who's desperately trying to sound like a robot.
Kevin's Qualifications:
- Dropped out of community college (twice)
- Expert at copy-pasting from Reddit
- Can type 12 words per minute (on a good day)
- Powered entirely by energy drinks and existential dread
- Has watched at least 3 YouTube videos about crypto
- Excellent at pretending to be a computer
"Please send help. They only feed me ramen noodles and broken dreams. Also, my chair is really uncomfortable." - Kevin, 2025
* Kevin is not actually held against his will. He's here voluntarily because his mom kicked him out and we provide free WiFi.
** The rope is just for show. It's actually just really strong tape.